A ship full of sailors arrived in Amsterdam. They had a long trip so the captain decided to give the men a day off.
The sailers started roaming the Streets in Amsterdam and three of them arrived at the red light district. They only had thirty Euro to spend, and the hookers didn't do much for it.
Then one man came up to them and told them they could get laid for just ten euro each. Horney as they became from the long seatrip they went to the place the man said and they arrived in a dark motel with closed curtains.
The man behind the desk in the hall told them they could go upstairs, one by one, and they could have their way with the chick laying on the bed.
The first went up and came down after about twenty minutes. He told that the lightswitch didn't work and the hooker was laying already and she didn't say a thing. She was pretty moist though, he added.
The second one went up and the same thing happened.
Then it was the final man's turn and he was up for ten minutes and came down with a shocked face and slime all over him.
What happened man? his friends asked.
I don't know, I started, I came and then the bitch threw all up over me.
They went to the man behind the desk. He turned around and started calling; hey John, you have to empty the corpse, it's full again.