I'm glad @trumpman encouraged you to write your goat story. Sometimes Jehovah's Witnesses come to my place, but unfortunately I have no goat to save me.
I'm glad @trumpman encouraged you to write your goat story. Sometimes Jehovah's Witnesses come to my place, but unfortunately I have no goat to save me.
A good backup plan is to always answer the door naked.
Good idea, I will add this to my list, right between "Just Don't Answer The Door" and "Release The Vipers." Thank you.