1. When you see geese flying in a V formation, why is it that one leg of the V is always longer than the other?
   a. Some of left wing were to drunk to fly.
2. Why are there so many Smiths in the telephone directory?
   a. Because Smith is/was a name used when no father was known. kind of like how Snow is used in the Game of Thrones.
3. What is E.T. short for?
   a. Extra Tasty
4. Where do you find a no-legged dog?
   a. between the hotdog buns
5. Approximately how many house bricks does it take to complete a brick house in England?
   a. One.
6. How do you stop a bull from charging?
   a. Take away it's credit card.
7. What cheese is made backwards?
   a. eseehc
8. Take away my first letter, I remain the same. Now take away my fourth letter; I remain the same. Now take away my last letter; I remain the same. What am I?
   a. Empty, or a post office, but we know they are incapable of doing anything right.
9. If a white man threw a black stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?
   a. A sunken rock
10. How do you make a bandstand?
    a. Take away their chairs.

Okay I tried, it took about 13 minutes, partly due to an interruption, but over 10 minutes for me to do. And I know I am wrong on a lot of them, but thats okay.