Translation into Frisian and Danish poorly conveys the meaning, I write in English, it is closer to the topic))

Really:
The brain drain from the former USSR to the USA
It's funny:
Wind in the head

Really:
Dad and his son played in the Indians, and no eagle feathers were found anywhere.
It's funny:
I can not kill this chicken, I'm waiting for its natural death

Really:
When I pierced the wheel, the first thought is about the dog
It's funny:
Dog Guide for Drunk Driver