If I date Ed (dated) at the back of a restaurant can I say we BACKDATED?.. and if we drank only CARBONated drinks, is that CARBON DATING?.

So I had a friend named Karburn and KABURN HATED CARBONATED drinks. Cos he thinks CAR BURN releases CARBON. Very silly!

Back to dates, it took me TWO DAYS to figure out TODAY'S date and it was already two days later by that time.

Arrgh.. I'm off