Hahaha! That's pretty awesome. Reminds me of a scene from Game of Thrones (it might not be your cup of tea, so I apologize in advance) where one of the characters was rewarded with a visit to the brothel but they didn't make him pay because they enjoyed him so much! He does look like a younger version of Phill!
Do you mean that I could be offended by Game of thrones as a concept or just the randiness of the brothel situation? Well, I read the books but only saw the first season (Now you have to see the series if you'll like to see the end because Martin is old and consumes to much butter and milkshakes (at least according to my little brother)) - and if you read the extremely long comment i wrote to @nyarlathotep you'll see that I read advanced pornography already as a pre-teen so that is very much my cup of tea...
As for the old story about prostitutes that gives something away for free I actually know for sure one that has done like the GoT brothel did, and also heard a story from a reasonably trustworthy source, very unprofessional, but not really any different than an artist who gives away his art, which I have a bad tendency to do.
It is uncanny how much my fine sober comic looks like this charming Italian trash :)
Excellent point. I had forgotten about that.