This is what happens when you miss a day on steemit due to worthless, temporary things like school and work. You miss hilarious stuff like this. THIS IS HILARIOUS!! Its so perfect because as a kid any kind of hot sauce or brown mustard or any other food or action that God did not intend for mankind, it would immediately be consumed by myself as soon as my dad said "itll put hair on your chest" Its probably half the reason im such a wacko now ;-)
btw if anyone tries number 6 they're going to get my "Reasons I don't want you cussing in the comments" lecture ;-)