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Frogs Coming to Soothsayers
A frog goes to see an astrologer to see if he is lucky in love affairs or not.
The fortune teller reads the frog's palm and says, "I have good news and bad news. Want to hear which one? "
The frog wants to hear the good news first.
The soothsayer said, "You will meet a beautiful girl. He will be interested in you and want to know everything about you. He wants you to be open to him and give your heart to him. "
"That's great!" Said the frog. "But what's the bad news?"
"You'll meet him in biology class."