Comedy Open Mic - Upvote Fun: Back in the Day…

in #comedyopenmic3 years ago (edited)

We are all getting older. There is nothing that will stop it. Decay and rot… that is the future. Still, most of you will have kids, and your kids will have kids. If you hold on long enough, those grandkids will sit on your lap and ask “Grandpa/Grandma, what was Steemit like when you were young?”

And you will get a misty look in your eye and say:

“Back in the day, NSFW meant Not Safe For Wafricans.”


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Or, “back in the day, Banfield wasn’t yet a reference for a loose bowel movement.”


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Or, “back in the day, reward pool rape was a decent first date.”


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Okay, Okay, we're not very good at these. Let's see you do better. Have fun. Thank you.

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Back in my day, gentlebot roughed you up a bit.

Yea that must've taught you a thing or thing-2.

Wow, nice combination of great Steemians.
After cracking my ribs with these jokes, I think fixing them up by upvoting this comment isn't a bad idea.. 😂😂😂😂😂

Please leave an original comedy comment like those that have already been upvoted and you can get an upvote too.

@comedyopenmic you really fixed my ribs. I gat to drop a comedy as soon as possible

Back in my day, you could buy a whole steem for just $3, and $3 was enough to get you a nice sandwich.

Back in my day, the fruit wasn't fitted with microchips.

Back in my day, we didn't eat pills for breakfast.

Back in my day, you could still be offensive if you were funny.

Back in my day, people only got offended by nearly everything.

Back in my day, we used to make babies the same way the animals do.

Back in my day, we didn't realise that the actual Bernie Sanders made a habit out of winding down on steemit.

Back in my day

Facebook meant the telephone book

i feel old

Back in the day, @idikuci was just a young warthog with a @steemnsfw alter ego.

Back in my day when my reputation was below 50 and people are willing to help my newbie journey by sending me SBD and Steem just for me not to give up but now the highest i do receive is 0.001 and they are from bot. lol

Back in my early day when cheetah always visit my post and I was happy with the thought that i have a whale friend who just set me in its auto-vote

Lol... Thats something we share in common lol

back in my day, steem price was down below 1$ once and i was a fool not to invest

off to make some real tea now

Back in the day when men were boys and the best opportunity to see your babe is only when you were sent to go and fetch water

Back in my day, there was only Tom Cruise's Ghost Protocol.

Back in my day. Jerking off was what we did before cars would start

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Back in my day, cock jokes meant taking a rooster on stage while you perform.

Back in the day, Ned and Dan's make up sex was the dream of the crypto world.

Back in my day mooning got you a night in jail

What was it like when people bought the dip?

arrested for solicitation

Back in the day, I considered moving to Nigeria or Indonesia because I figured the handjob to upvote ratio would increase by 4830%.

In my time I had to write the steemit key on the roof of the house so it would not be stolen!

Back in the day whales are freely roaming steemit now youll only see them on paid attractions.

Back in my day I couldn't stand those that always had to remind how things were back in their day.😂

Back in the day, my momma flogged me, but these days she pays someone to...

Back in the day, feminists fought for something important.

Don't hate me, please xD.

Back in the day... We didn't obey Steemians. We HUNG them!

In my time my mom said that being stuck to the computer was wasted time and that I was going to look for a job, now I earn money from home and I just stay close to the computer

Back in the days i walked a very long distance, because i was scared of accidents, but these days i walk faster...

Back in my days, nobody used the default Steemit.com UI.

Lovely. Sure we deserve upvotes.
So do your best to upvote my comment. Lol. Cheers

Please leave an original comedy comment like those that have already been upvoted and you can get an upvote too.

in my times, I did not need to buy pornos videos with steemit alone and the nsfw tag had the best erections!

You really got a good sense of humor....

Back in my early days, I found the perfect job creating memes for openmic to vote for me and earn money! what a good weather!

Back in my first days, I would give you a vote a whale made you the popular boy of the week!

Back in the days, if we wanted to share a comedy video we had to get on cable TV or UHF if we were lucky.

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What if the grand kids would like to go to back to the days we were in reality :) I feel after 100 years, that's going to happen, LOL

back of the day, I were a steem king! but now I am....... 😭😭😭

No one has their own identity like the ronettes did back in the day

This is lovely, join you have make us happy.

Remember those days when only existed @opencomedymic before @superopencomedymichina

I will not go back, because I will never go from #comedyopenmic.
Especially now @gentlebot already started to like the comedy.
Ha ha

back of my day, I give steem to my cockroach as food..
unfortunately now I am...!
😂😂

Back in my days Kobo meant "kill Obasanjo before others"

really interesting post dear...
back in my day, steem price is more then present value..

Que combinación de steemians, yo soy joven todavía pero cuando mis nietos me pregunten. ¿Abuelo como era Steemit en tus tiempos? les responderé con toda la sinceridad del mundo y con el corazón le diré Steemit es la mejor plataforma que ah podido existir durante mi época hijo. @comedyopenmic

english only please.

no se mucho el ingles, pero lo aprendere amigo y disculpa!

In my time, to conquer a girl you just said: I am a whale in steemit, and ready married you.

in my time there was only one million accounts in steemit, today there are 970 million and servers were burned!

Back in my days when we saw real dinosaurs and not that stupid image google chrome shows us when the internet is down

Back in the day, I was writing the most weird & crazy stuff for #comedyopenmic contests to make people laugh with a trio of question marks over their heads. };)

oh son of my son in my times to win sbd I participated a lot in open comedy mic.

Back in the day crypto was what we nicknamed the local necrophiliac.

Frogs Coming to Soothsayers

A frog goes to see an astrologer to see if he is lucky in love affairs or not.

The fortune teller reads the frog's palm and says, "I have good news and bad news. Want to hear which one? "

The frog wants to hear the good news first.

The soothsayer said, "You will meet a beautiful girl. He will be interested in you and want to know everything about you. He wants you to be open to him and give your heart to him. "

"That's great!" Said the frog. "But what's the bad news?"

"You'll meet him in biology class."

Back in my day, upvote and resteem were unknown terms as I was one of the Fakebook Zuckerbies who only knew to post, comment, share and be a keyboard troll and font of fake news and negativity.

Back in my days, My hope was to get 100% upvote from @ned on steemit......LOL

Back in the day, i used to anticipate what will be; like, "@comedyopenmic will soon rock steemit!

Back in my days, circumcision was only at 1$ dollar per head so I gave my friend 2$, he returned 1$ and said only 1$ buddy so I told him yeah I know so bring your dad with you so you'll both circumcised. Until know we never had a contact to each other. 😂😅

Old me? hahahahaha umm I think Banfield aged my stomach with laughter hahahaha ... I would tell my generations Steemit gave more life to my life ... old man who thinks he is old hahahahaha

In my days, when I was in Steemit, they brought out a contest called Comedy Open Mic, and I participated, until enough participants told me weird things, like masturbating or obscene things, then my interest in the low contest, but how he enjoyed the money he earned.

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Back in the day... when your bestie found it a good idea to pop a pill ...

And you clearly didn't take one yourself :) On drugs vs none drugs ....