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RE: Small Nipples are Sweet & Delicious - Comedy Open Mic - Round 15
I found this photo particularly disturbing.
Who the heck cuts a watermelon like that? Now how are you going to make the other pieces come out the right shapes and uniform sizes?
I am very upset about this disruptive method of cutting your watermelon.
I strongly petition you to return to the conformity of the wedge cut.
Lol, it’s the lazy cut. You know melons come in all shapes and sizes. They’re not all symmetrical in nature, gravity can have devastating affects on one versus the other. So why does the cut have to be symmetrical? ;)
Clearly you have never given two children watermelon slices of different sizes :P
I bet you cut your fruit like this!