What a dull, boring day. The irony of writing your thoughts out is that you forget them as soon as it's written down.

SO IT'S NOT A DULL BORING DAY, RIGHT BRAIN?

Of course it is.

Life's so unfair. What do people mean by life when they say that? Is life a game they're playing? Oh great, that's a cliche - "life's a game".
If it was a game, war heroes who die on the battlefield would have their names on a high-score list, not a memorial structure like a...gate.

Fun fact: The India Gate has names of martyrs inscribed on it.

"Brave Tommy sacrificed his life by putting to rest the terror-inducers and giving our motherland a new lease of life."

"Tommy kicked ass and got a highscore of 8. Can you beat him?!"

You see, life's NOT a game.

Going in that trajectory, there are people giving their lives out there while some of us losers sit here, groaning, "I'm bored". You're bored? You're BORED?! You're not being attacked by AK-47 (what's it, 57 now? Has the "terrorist gun" been upgraded yet?) weilders and bombed outta your goddamn house that you're bored in right now. That's what you are.

But I am kinda bored...

In My Defense (get it?)

I don't know what to do. There's just that one thing that most people I know "love" doing, but I don't know what that is for me!
How tough is that, imagine.

That's like using the whole world's power to turn on a super-mega-ultra-verypowerful-chucknorrislevel computer (yeah, that reference is back)

...but then NOT KNOWING what to do with it.

The world's sitting in the dark, so much is dependent on what you're about to use the super...whatever computer for, with the electricity you just robbed from the whole world, SO MUCH PRESSURE ON YOU, the clock's ticking away!

...and yet...you know not what to do with it.

You're just standing there, in the dark, with your super-wuper computer's only illuminated screen lighting up that dumbass face, as the power's completely used up, and the time runs out; now the screen slowly fading, while all the pissed off people of the world (who couldn't check their crypto market charts in that 2-minute span) can be seen slowly closing in on you, in what light remains around you as everything fades to dark...

D'ya feel that pressure? THAT'S what this lad's going through right now.

You couldn't pass your finals and you getting that job after your finals was the only means through which your family could put food on the table; and you live in a third world country?

Dude!

I don't know what to do!

What the hell is a "calling"? Who is calling? When is that person going to call me?

Hello?!

Am I not in the right "range"? Or what's that word "spiritualists" who dunno jackshit about what they're speaking use these days... frequency!
Am I not in the right FREQUENCY?

HOW DID WE GO FROM PHONES TO RADIO?

AAAAAAAAAAA

whole globe's fuse goes out

Look.

All I'm saying is.

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Thanks bye.