Hey, that football match is definitely porn for the English, alright.
Or maybe they're into that sort of cups.

I keep thinking about all of my relationships and the way I present myself. I mean after all, a gardener shouldn't getting more action than me.

Flow like the water.
Become a gardener, my friend.

There's a study that shows masturbation kills 100 Germans each year And I don't want to hurt the Germans any longer.

Classic.