@sparkesy43 And @rentmoney Duke It Out : COM RD 29 Entry

In this weeks contest @sparkesy43 tossed some verbal jabs my way and I , @rentmoney , tossed some back. Below is our full exchange.

@sparkesy43 intial crazy comment that led to our exchange

Did you end up getting some ointment for that rash?

@rentmoney response

I did thanks for recommending me the ointment you used to get rid of your much more severe rash.

@sparkesy43

It works a treat doesn't it? Your Mum swears by it.

@rentmoney

My mom being the caring nurse she is has recommended that same cream to lots of people that have mild to severe cases of rashes. However she says she does remember you due to your " rash " being so severe. She is happy your condition is clearing up and wishes you the best.

@sparkesy43

Yeah, she said mine was the worst case she'd seen since her own, and that mine was the first time she'd heard of it somewhere other than the genitals

@rentmoney

She lied to make you feel better. She never had the rash and its not as common as she told you. She feels bad about the lies but it was the only way to get you to stop sobbing like a little girl. However she is curious how you managed to get the rash all over your face area as your condition ( as you pointed out ) is normally genital related.

@sparkesy43

I'm not sure which direction the lies are flowing here. I saw her rash firsthand...which may also help answer your second question.

@rentmoney

She read this and isn't happy. She told you that eating the ointment wouldn't cure the pain inside and would cause you to have illusions.

She also told me to remind you that your particular rash is a male to male rash so it would be impossible to catch from any female.

@sparkesy43

Yeah, I guess I got it from sloppy seconds. How did you get it?

@rentmoney

As noted in our exchange my rash was a less severe one. It was caused by an allergic reaction I had to pollen.

• Thanks for asking.

@sparkesy43

I think you'll find his name was really Paul N. instesd of Pollen

@rentmoney

Yes I know your partners name is Paul N. not to be confused with Pollen. I know they sound the same and see how someone in your medical condition might confuse the two but there is an important difference. Please stop pestering your partner about cheating on you with me. I am a straight man and from what I can tell, your partner loves you dearly. Plus I don't want that rash the two of you been sharing with each other.

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This has been an entry into Comedy Open Mic Comedy - Round 28. As per contest rules I must nominate two other Steemians. My two nominations this week are @sparkesy43and@crowbarmama`.