Comedy Open Mic - Round 17 (1st entry) - Pigs, sheeps, wolves, maths and @linnyplant (short story - Mayhem)
Pigs, sheeps, wolves, maths and @linnyplant
Hello steemians, this post came after having a conversation in the discord of @comedyopenmic with @linnyplant, a new friend, after having a nice conversation about sheep, math, wolves and pigs, this came out.
Want to participate?, I challenge you to do it, show me what you are capable of, you can read the rules here.
Here I share this and I hope you have fun.
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The radar is ready we have found the exact location of @linnyplant boss!
Excellent work, send our troops to capture it, time is running out
The pigs had found the location of the spy, after long months of searching and complicated mathematical calculations, managed to steal the map of the army of wolves, so if they did not act on time, they would suffer an attack in the next hours. It was a matter of life or death to find his whereabouts. But for that the sergeant had ordered his soldier to camouflage himself, so he turned the order and said:
I did not see you at camouflage training this morning.
Thank you very much, sir
-the soldier replied.
After the camouflage test they went to the location of @linnyplant, it was hidden in a cave located in Melbourne, Australia, to reach it they had to surpass the trenches of the wolves, the camouflage was not going to be enough, so they stole a sheep, they covered his mouth so he would not scream and they released him in the camp of the wolves, so the sheep was very quiet, without moving, without speaking and dying of fear.
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One of the wolves detected her, and told the captain
Hey Capitan, why that sheep is always quiet?
Because is a shhhheep!
The plan was working well, the lamb bait had distracted them enough so that the pigs overpassed the trenches and arrived at the location of @linnyplant, but they did not count on that they should again do mathematical calculations, they had before them a new challenge, so They arranged to talk to see how they could solve the complex challenge that was presented to them. The "x" marked the place where his objective was, after 6 hours they were able to solve the enigma, and by the emotion of the moment, they left abandoned the planes of intelligence where they had their calculations.
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Finally the pigs found the spy, he was in front of a pc writing on his computer the following:
All systems running, all targets met, IT staff happy, and the pigs are fed and ready to fly ...
So the pigs understood the message, took out their wings and flew to the base, to bring the news to their captain.
I hope you have enjoyed this funny mini story, made with love to amuse my new friend @linnyplant, if you want to support her I invite you to visit her blog, she is a software designer, a role-playing lover, a medieval fantasy writer and a cartoonist . Member of @teamgirlpowa an interesting initiative that I think you should visit.
May the sheep, the pigs, the wolves, the crazy maths and @linnyplant accompany you!
Thank you for your time, if you liked this post let me your vote, and your comment.
As suggested by @linnyplant i decide to particpate in the round 17. I nominate @por500bolos & @cryptoeater to participate on this round 17.
Thanks
Until the next post!
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Wasn't that the title of a Pink Floyd album?
:-)
Really ?, the truth is that I do not know but I'm going to look for that, the truth is a very curious chance hahaha, your comment has made me investigate, is fascinating lol.
Thank you so much for dedicating a story to me. ❤️ I laughed myself silly when I saw the link with the sheep and my name. I know that English is not your first language, so I’m so touched you went to the effort. Very sweetly amusing. :)
Hello my friend, I love that you liked it, I did it more than anything for fun, and because I am someone who keeps his promises. English is not my native language, but I always strive to break the language barrier, I really hope you liked it, spend all morning putting together the post, I just hope you have fun reading it :D
I certainly liked it, the effort was very sweet.
I’m sure my fellow COM boobians, @supersoju @anouk.nox will enjoy seeing a post where on outset from looking on the front page, it looks like I’m Linny the Sheep! 😂 Hopefully, we get one of their attention!
Also, as you’re a Spanish writer, have a look at @andrades blog. I cannot comment on his Spanish pieces, but he translates some of his poetry in English, which I adore. Check him out! ❤️
Well, now you have self-baptized as linny the bro sheep! :) Sure, I've read @andrades many times, it's very good and great, I always check your blog. I'm very pleased that you liked it, because as I know you, it was difficult for me to decide what to write about, but I enjoyed it a lot, by the way I liked your most recent drawing that you published.
I think @linnyplant is mistaken sounds like she's the pig 🐷 in this mess of marvellous mayhem that you created @reinaldoverdu
Maybe she is wrong with the math, I trust that it was definitely a mathematical error, or is it possible that a new hybrid race was born? the Sheepig. :D
Hang on! This is not submitted as an English COM entry. You should make it Round 17, resteem the COM contest Round 17 post and nominate two others. I can’t say you’ll win with me as the star of your story, but you should submit for judging nonetheless! 😘
Thanks for the suggestion, I will be happy that the judges come by and give me their comments and jokes. You are adorable and believe me I appreciate you a lot, you are a sweet and the whole community, I love them !.
I decided to participate, change the text header and nominate 2 people!
hahaha that was a funny read indeed.
Though it makes me wonder what in the world did you guys converse about for this story to come to life
Hi @reinaldoverdu! How are you going? I'm going to be doing a charity raffle for Venezuela soon hoping to raise over 25 SBD for you and other Venezuelans! I'd like you and @trituratusmiedos to talk about your daily life, struggles and what the economic disaster has brought to Venezuela. I think he mentioned you guys know each other, is this true?
It would be extra nice if you could include pictures as well to truly give us a taste of where you are living, and your day to day life! Also extra nice if you could include pictures of yourself and your family! :D
You two can write one post each, and I'll link both to my raffle post so you two can both get some exposure!
Hello my friend, thank you for going through my blog. I'm sure I'll participate, I immediately start working on it! thank you very much for letting me know, I know @trituratusmiedos but only by steemit.
Right away I will see the rules of what you propose, I will be very happy to participate. I've been busy this week because I was selected as a judge for comedyopenmicespanol, but I'm always looking for your publications as usual. I am very grateful that you go through my publication, I already run to see your blog friend, it is great to have a little more views thanks to your help bro.
@cryptoeaterI will start writing the post today, I will take the pictures and I promise that for the day of tomorrow or later on Sunday I will have it published. If you need something special please let me know to publish it bro. I will also leave a link in my post to your blog.
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Great always with your dollars in both Spanish and English fantabulous
Genial siempre con tus investos tanto en español como en ingles fantabuloso
@sacra97 gracias tu sabes, siempre innovando 😘
Asi es siempre pasando por aca a leerte
@sacra97 gracias Madre 😘