Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 17

in #comedyopenmic5 years ago (edited)

Welcome to the 17th week of The Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest.

Please read the contest rules here

Credit goes to @dandesign86 for creating this logo for us

Rules for Judges

  • Contest will run for a minimum of 20 weeks, and will continue to run as long as it is sustainable.
  • Prizes to be sent out within 24hrs of contest round closing
  • @comedyopenmic will announce start and end of every round (approx 5am UTC Fridays, this will be adjusted if needed)
  • Judges will do their best to review all entries
  • Every effort will be made for @comedyopenmic to upvote all entries
  • A big thank you to @buttcoins for his time and effort in upvoting everybody and ensuring @comedyopenmic spread the upvote love in round 16
  • A special thank you to our wonderful guest judges in round 16 @pechichemena @buttcoins @belemo @idikuci @mourningnoodles @amirtheawesome1 @groovati @mineopoly your time is greatly appreciated.


If you see any of these guys around please upvote and thank them. It is because of their support that this contest is able to keep functioning.

Do you want to be a judge?

Read all the entries, comment on contestant posts. Leave a positive trail of happiness and laughter behind you like you fart laughing gas and we will notice. Our most active curators and contestants will be asked to join us as guest judges on a week to week basis.



  • Court Jester will get 55SBD
    • Court Jester will be chosen by the judges
  • People's champion will get 0.01-10SBD (Payout depends on value, higher value post will get smaller prize. Remaining value to be handed out to other entrants).
    • People's champion is whoever has highest $ payout at competition close
  • Top 10 prize pool is 40SBD
    • Contestant selected for Punchy's Top 10 will receive 4SBD each.
  • Lucky Door Prize will be 10SBD
    • 5 lucky contestants will get a 2SBD each as a bonus prize.
  • Chuck Norris Award
    • 5 SBD given to the best curator / commenter
  • Best Comedy Video Award 15SBD
    • 3 of the best videos as selected by CarlGnash will get 5 SBD each. Click here for details

This week's prize pool 135SBD



A number of people have put themselves forward as curators of content to encourage more entries.

If you see any of these guys around please upvote and thank them. It is because of their support that this contest is able to keep functioning.




Thank you @idikuci and @holybranches who were very generous in donating additional funds towards prizes.

@idikuci - 208SBD , @dj123 - 132SBD + 5 Steem, @carlgnash 120SBD, @punchline - 80 Steem + 10SBD, @take5 - 65 SBD, @ausbitbank - 50 Steem, @nonameslefttouse - 35SBD, @dandesign86 and @redlipstick - 32SBD, @ilt-yodith - 16.891SBD + 10.899 Steem, @amirtheawesome1 / @yesaye - 20SBD, @thedailylaugh - 10SBD, @meesterboom - 10SBD, @buttcoins - 10SBD, @linnyplant - 6SBD, @dreemit - 5SBD, @thevillan - 5SBD, @sisygoboom - 5SBD, @mourningnoodles - 4Steem, @belemo - 3SBD, @steemmatt - 3SBD, @holybranches - 8SBD, @pangoli - 7SBD, @jedi-won - 5SBD, @profanereviews - 5SBD, @bitfiend - 2SBD, @diebitch - 2SBD, @lunasilver 0.007 Steem, @acolucky - 3Steem + 1SBD, @cemke - 2SBD, @scan0017 - 2SBD, @imjustsaying - 2SBD + 2Steem, @armiaaceh - 1.5SBD, @puncakbukit - 0.1SBD, @mahendranikum - 0.021SBD,


A big thank you to @cemke who added to our delegation pool this week.

@ngc - 20,000SP, @roelandp - 15,556SP, @idikuci - 2,000SP, @dj123 - 500SP, @take5 - 500SP, @flipstar - 300SP, @mightpossibly - 250SP, @carlgnash - 200SP @yesaye - 162SP, @buttcoins - 150SP, @amirtheawesome1 - 150SP, @jasonschick - 125SP, @diebitch - 100SP, @zenkly - 100SP, @ubongj - 50SP, @abh12345 - 50SP, @pechichemena – 50SP, @cemke - 100SP, @bitfiend - 35SP, @holybranches - 10SP, @groovatti - 10SP, @sisygoboom - 9SP, @abh12345 - 200SP, @lovecoins - 34SP, @profanereviews - 50SP, @bobaphet - 100SP, @samueldouglas - 25SP, @fromthebeginning - 23SP, @belemo - 20SP

Please send any donations and SP delegations directly to @comedyopenmic. The more funding we get, the longer it will be possible to run the contest and upvote all you hilarious people.
Important Information

If you see our judges, curators or sponsors comments or posts, please upvote and encourage them. They are giving up their time to help this contest, so if you see these guys around, say hello and give them an upvote:

We are all trying to make this a successful contest to raise participation in #funny and attract more comedians and aspiring comedians to Steem.

This post marks the end of Round 16 and the start of Round 17 of Comedy Open Mic.

Within 24hrs of this post, another post will go out marking the prize recipients. Sorry about the double post, but we need to make sure we have time to enjoy all the entries.

Come join our discord channel: CLICK HERE and just say hi.

Original Content

If you believe someone has submitted an entry that is not their work, please let the judges know. You can let us know on the discord channel or as a reply to one of our comments. As long as contestants make an effort to produce original content and provide sources for other material we will be happy to accept the entry.

Good Luck and Happy Steeming!!

Thank you to @matytan for the great banner


We right here! ;-)

Just passing and saw you here. You better go back to bed. You have been here for 20 hours now bro. Are your legs not stiff?

Warped! Buddy!! 🤣

Wow another grand finale this week really, I just joined two weeks now and it's been splendid, I use the opportunity to say thank you to them guys who made comedy openmic possible

We're really happy to have you here. Should keep coming back.

My God, I want to win those 55 SBD, I'm going to compete again

Thank you for all your efforts to help with Comedy Open Mic Espanol!!

We are doing our best, thanks to you for the trust.

Congratulations to @comedyopenmic and congratulations to all of us, let's share laughter to the whole world

Yes, now we can all laugh at you :P

Great entries Armia, keep it up!

Now my head is bald, because I always think, my English is very messy

Hey judges, I've written tons of epic comedy posts, but never entered the comedyopenmic. Can I use an older piece? Can I use a piece I wrote this last week or you want something totally new? I put a lot of work into everything I do here and want to wow you guys

Congratulate to all whom behind the success of comedy open mic
And thanks to all whom always give some contribution to this ....
I really enjoyed this contest even I didn't won but this is really fun ...
Friends common and participate in this contest.

I don't have any good anecdotes for this one

Come join the dark side, and make something up

Really glad to be among such awesome delegates and glad to @holybranches to be a part of comedyopenmic. I will endeavor to be posting original comedy contents. Keep up the good works @holybranches

Nice to see you and I Upvoted you :) !
“Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers.” ====> Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Nice to see you too.

looking forward to it..i will definitely roll in...thanku..Is there anything a beginner has to do?..

Bro you can do whatever you want ..... Comedy open mic contest is really amazing

It's the bomb .com!
(Don't say that in an airport)

There is a link to the contest rules at the top of the post.

@comedyopenmic this page is really touching great heights, wish you a great future , keep posting keep us entertaining.

Yes 16 contest and now 17 on..... Its really a great contest to participate

Best follow ever :)
I love the diversity this offers, within humor.


You better watch out, you better not cry,..

Artakush boils a soup of laughter in the bush...

Happy Friday :)

hello a hug for all the excellent participants of this community and for the judges a big hug from the 3rd world. I love you with all my heart. I hope you enjoy my story.

Do you know the sheepig?, heres a new race on steemit, take care!

Excelente iniciativa. La comedia no es mi fuerte pero trataré de hacer un intento.

Thanks for keeping the comedy machine running for 17 weeks!

Adding my submission here :)

Lost in Spaces

Hi guys! I just did my entry for the very first time! I'm very excited about it! :)
And I also approved you as witness :) and upvoted for other participants. I think you are doing something incredible!!! Here is my entry, I hope you have a laugh :D

Excellent contest @comedyopenmic I have a question, I see many participants make two nominations, what is its purpose .. ?? Select among the tickets which we like the most ..??

The purpose is to try bring more people in to the contest.

Ok, I understand excellent thanks for your response.

Well i will try to win that 55 SBD with my 2nd entry for Satan :D :

Satan by God

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