Ahh shit. I think I may have been both The keyboard basher & The "no room for my bike" cyclist, on more than one occasion. Things are different up north though, we also have the 'I'm going to throw my chips round the train passenger' and the 'I'm such a chav I'm gonna grope my girlfriend in front of you on a sunday morning at 11am passenger'. My favorite tho, I was guilty of this not long ago, is the 'I haven't slept yet coming back from a rave and swigging vodka at 6 am passenger' Me and my friend were universally hated by all the commuters that day ;-)