@old-guy-photos,

What if jazz handing triggers me???

What If ...?

How could it not? If I were giving a speech and the audience started Jazz Handing, I think I'd have a hard time concentrating. It would be like watching a bunch of zombies file into the auditorium. How are you supposed to ignore that? Are they going to start eating other audience members? Do I, the presenter, have a moral obligation to sound the alarm?

"Ladies and Gentlemen (which, by the way, we're not supposed to say anymore because it is 'cis-gendered' ... it only acknowledges 'two genders' and therefore is traumatic for those who self-identify as centaurs or some other recently-invented DNA-defying body morphology), there are flesh-eating lunatics in your midst. For your own safety, please make your way to the exits."

Quill