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RE: Bring Back the Bullies >>> Some of Us, Self-Evidently ... Need an Ass-Kicking (ComedyOpenMic #39)
No kidding? Jazz hands. A new one on me. I guess I just dont out much. What if jazz handing triggers me??? lol
@old-guy-photos,
What If ...?
How could it not? If I were giving a speech and the audience started Jazz Handing, I think I'd have a hard time concentrating. It would be like watching a bunch of zombies file into the auditorium. How are you supposed to ignore that? Are they going to start eating other audience members? Do I, the presenter, have a moral obligation to sound the alarm?
"Ladies and Gentlemen (which, by the way, we're not supposed to say anymore because it is 'cis-gendered' ... it only acknowledges 'two genders' and therefore is traumatic for those who self-identify as centaurs or some other recently-invented DNA-defying body morphology), there are flesh-eating lunatics in your midst. For your own safety, please make your way to the exits."
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