Yeah I know. This post may well be about old news. The economy worldwide is a sovereign mess. ¿Isn't it? Well, ¿When the economy really has not been a royal mess? And jointly with the economy in general, also the stock market, the bond market and the cryptocurrency market to name only three. _{¡Shush! yep! that without even name Stinc's financial status yet.}

Yikes! that's right. And judging by the current sentiments and opinions expressed massively and collectively by many steemians in articles and comments all over the steem blockchain lately. These posts seems to confirm this mood in exactly that way.

So, I suspect that we are now in urgent need and undoubtedly we need around these near to Christmas days a large dose of laughter and good sense of humor. To lighten the heavy load on our shoulders, minds and hearts a little bit asap. To simply face the current situation with much more optimism, temperance and strength. And for that purpose my friends, at least for me, it occurred to me to write this post.

¡Alright! let's start first with some analysis, jokes and laughter to warm up. Because as I said many times before, my posts and entries for @comedyopenmic contests are always pretty serious. Or as I also said in other words:

¡In All It's Seriousness!

As you can see in the image above we are in winter right now. And according Alexa's rankings 21.4% of the entire steemit.com population comes from the US-of-A. So, I suspect the yankees and all that bunch of aliens living up there actually have a major influence in the general mood around this place. Yeah! there are also a 14.3% of koreans flapping around here too. Of course. But since most of us can't understand a shit about what they are thinking and saying. I'm not counting them in this following assessment.

Therefore, we're just going to leave it to the influence of the gringos exclusively. Can't you see that these guys are with their asses frozen these days? How could they think with appeasement and absolute calm about investments, DApp developments, Steem PowerUps, Upvotes, Comments, Engagement, Interaction within the content of others and also write cheerful and uplifting articles at the same time. ¡No way! That's all pure wishful fantasy. };)

Oh yeah! I do know there are some who are trying harder. Sure I do. I've seen a few like:

"This girl below"

But trust me. I know what I'm talking about. A freezing cold is no joke. And I know this fact accurately because being me a tropical fish and having been born and lived in a temperate weather almost all my life. Once upon a time when I was living up there in 'Gringolandia' and despite of having made great efforts in finding heating devices and other more organic mechanisms to warm up my humanity and manhood. It is not always easy to achieve.

¡Look At This!

So, how in hell do you think someone can have their minds put in anything else than keep warm their touchies all the time? Of course everyone is not thinking in investments, tokens trading and let alone risk their hard earned money on anything other than heating them up.

And that's just why a great majority of these steemians. The most daring. Sometimes they barely and with great effort risk to end up with their fingers and hands frozen by writing an article on their Desktops, Laptops, Tablets and Smartphones to try beat us down through their transient anguish. And when they do it and surely out of necessity... ¿What else were they going to write about? Obviously, about something able to generate intense heat, enough warmth, sufficient incandescence, calidity & calefaction until swelter their asses up.

So, they tend to write about... about... about.. well, about what they are writing and posting about right now. About polemic topics and controversial subjects with the fuel & power to maintain themselves warm. ¿Capisci? ¡Heat is the key here!

Just rub two sticks against each other or hit one rock against another and you'll know what I'm talking about. Heat, sparks and fire everywhere in short time. };)

Therefore, seen what we've seen. With this new entry for the #comedyopenmic contest in its 40th Round I'm gonna do all at my reach to try contribute with a very good cause. On this occasion and since now I am under the equator with a temperature of 24ºC almost all year long. With some of this warmth that I'm enjoying here right now, I will try my best to warm up these COM judges up there with plenty of firewood to heat them up just enough to grant me the Court Jester Prize once and for all.

♪♫♬ Come closer to the fireplace honey ♬♫ ♪

And if with this fire above the COM judges are not able to get warm enough as to grant me a juicy prize this time. I will have no choice but throw to each one of them a handful of pills of fine MDMA. Out of pure mercy. Just to make they laugh ad infinitum or at least they smile a bit before freezing their sorry asses in hell until I write my next entry for a next round.

¡Swallow this buddies!

^{¡This is the best I can do for ya!}

For this 40th Round I will nominate to @anomadsoul and @berniesanders in the same swoop. ¿Why not? ¿Is not heat what we are looking for? ¡Start to sweat guys! :)

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