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RE: The OFFICIAL @hanshotfirst SOLO Movie Prep Comedy CONTEST - Comedy Open Mic Week 14 Entry 1

But he doesn't watch trailers and have customized his PC to filter any Film Theory, reddit and subreddit mentions of any kind of Solo material.

All spoiler friends have been murdered in their sleep and the school film geek chained to the Audio Visual room with several bags of doritos, some mountain dew and a bucket for attempting to talk to him about his theory on Solo.

Since he is not 100% bad he left him a USB full of the prequels (1-3), the last Jedi and to keep him sane a copy of Space Balls as well (see he is only 50% bad the rest is rogue)

He then watches the show on Friday night so close to the screen he can literally touch it but he doesn't care and thinks it adds another dimension to hos film viewing experience.

Watches On Saturday afternoon after ditching his kids play on account of fake stomach ache and goes home smiling and decides to watch it again tomorrow.

Sunday he is the first in the cinema and right in the middle of the film suddenly felt rumbling in his stomach, it seems he is Force Sensitive on all the energy bars and buttered popcorn he ate and he needs to push the Force out, but its the most important part of the show so goes he must, worry doesn't he and all the pesky kids and parents run away from the theater leaving him to the movie he has waited for since he first watched Star Wars as a kid with his dad.

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Ha. This response went from great to awesome with the imagery of your last scene in the theater. Applause.

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