hahaha this is awesome; so funny! I used to take a bus in Vancouver, Canada and it's the same shite, different view here too :) One early morning (about 5am), this lady as usual, decided to share her sausage rolls with her friends (they all were loud chewers and talked the whole time while eating), but this particular time they reacted a bit differently, and the stink was a bit different too. Turns out she only had money for "smokes", so she substituted a can of tuna instead of sausage in her oh-so-disgusting rolls. 5 am!!