Comedy Open Mic - Round 11 / first entry
Fuente
Two older friends are in a nursing home, one of them is invited to the grand wedding of one of her granddaughters, but a few days before the wedding she loses her dental prosthesis, so she asks her friend to lend her what's wrong with it. The friend says yes, but with one condition, that she brings everything they give out of sweets and snacks. The friend promises that she will.
The old woman goes to the wedding and begins to take a few drinks; After 2 hours, he has forgotten the promise he made to his friend. Between laughter, dancing, drinks, and food, finally, the old woman falls asleep. Then, the family members take her back to the nursing home. They arrive at dawn.
The friend is happy, but quickly gets upset with the friend because she did not fulfill her promise, and did not bring her anything that has been given, she asks for his false teeth and, after taking it to her mouth, savors her teeth and begins to Tell your friend
friend!! What a liar have you been, in that party you shared:
- chicharon y you did not bring me !!
- You took apple wine!
- and the cake was chocolate with strawberries ... and you did not bring me!
for this round, I nominate: @ammadkhalid and @bourrbakia
If you want to participate, here are the rules: Comedy Open Mic Round Rules
And here is the post that indicates the start of the round: Comedy Open Mic - Round 11
This reminds me of the joke where the preacher visits an old lady and saw a bowl of peanuts on the table. He asked if he could have some and helped himself as he was talking with the old lady. At the end of their conversation, he realized he had eaten almost the whole bowl so he apologized and the old lady said, "Oh, don't worry about it. Ever since I lost my teeth, I can only suck the chocolate off them". :P
But what a disgust, hahaha, that joke has always made me laugh
I learned that it is important to take care of your teeth so as not to borrow from others because afterward comes the complaints, ha ha ha