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RE: Comedy Open Mic Round #18 - Do it Right the First Time: How to Scratch Your Arm

in #comedyopenmic6 years ago (edited)

This scratching tutorial can be applied fairly generally, to all body parts. But there are some modifications that will need to be applied for things like legs, heads, and butts. Butt scratching is an art unto itself. To be safe, I recommend NOT scratching anything until you have consulted with my professional team. We will walk you through the process carefully. As I cannot always be present for every individual, I have a panel of experts standing by at all times, if the need for help should arise. Please call this number 1-555-CONSTANCE for any and all scratching related matters, and we will be there to assist you, free of charge.

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