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RE: Comedy Open Mic Round #18 - Do it Right the First Time: How to Scratch Your Arm
Wow! We have SOOO much in common! I'm a Liberal-Conservative, gluten-free, ANIMAL-based, soy/almond milk drinking, organic, essential oils using amputee with three children, dyslexia, and a Dog complex! I feel like we were meant to cross paths.
I'm sorry my tutorial offends you, but I cannot talk about legs in this particular lesson. Otherwise, we might lose our listeners far and wide. It will be far too complicated. I know those of you with itchy legs are out there. And you matter too. If you'd like, I am happy to give you personal instruction on how to itch your legs. As to when I plan to make the video....I hope very soon.
In the meantime, please consider my .20 cent upvote a token of my apologies.
I am creating the change.org petition as we speak. Your 20 cent donation is important to our movement, eventually, once we break the $1 mark I think we are going to bring about change. It's time to talk about itching privilege, we need to bring in itching-neutral mandates into the workplace so people of all kinds of itching backgrounds are accepted for who they are. There is a lot of itchism going on in the world.
Spread our hashtag for awareness: #ImItchyToo and #LegsUp
Once you hit the $1 mark, you'll have to cash it in and it won't be change anymore. Then what will you do with all your time?