Dear Ms Agony,

This is true, as I am sure all the questions here are...but my jaffle maker, that toasting machine that squashes two breads together to make toasted cheese and ham sandwiches was letting out a lot of smoke. And I mean a lot of smoke, such that I was worried it’ll trigger the smoke alarm!

Could it be faulty?

Possessed?

I’m still hungry, do you think I should make another?

I await for your advice with bated breath.

Hungry person...