Freewrite:Mealworm is a Comedyopenmic round 32 Second entry
Its a bird, a bird in the sky, I'm dripping slow and cant figure out why. There's a girl somewhere in the dark, she wants my penis but I'm definitely not dispensing tonight.
Sunday night, it reminds you of how much you suck, you're a fucking mealworm, still growing and not even worth the dime spent on insecticide to kil but at least vermins eat me, oh well. 
Today might be different, it feels really good. Myself and the last chick I truly enjoyed conjugal bliss with spoke for quite some time and perhaps it is a problem to you that my hyperbole keeps you on the edge, I have to do it for my dick's sake. I'm just being real or am I?
In the event that I break your heart, I hope you'll understand, I was broken once before so I turned out to be just whatever the fuck you portray yourself to be. I hope you know that I'll never do you like these greedy politicians that care about only themselves, that lie to the masses and are flexible enough to suck their own dicks; they give a new meaning to self felattio. They're not really human. They're not like @doomsdaychassis, the man with puns bigger than pornhub's library, neither are they like @trumpman with balls bigger than Greece.
Oh well, I keep going, not thinking nor planning, just writing off the top of my head, I hope you enjoyed it, then again, I generally don't give a flying fart if you do; okay I lied, I actually give a fuck. Please like my shit smd upvote it but wait, begging for upvotes isn't allowed here so never mind the pleading. Upvote it though because it's the right thing, this is what Jesus or Allah wants you to do. See? I'm preaching too. Lovely guy.
This whole forking thing has been a real pain, I'm still adjusting to steeming with a @ned (I nominate him) sized dick stuck up my ass. Its not as big as Greece but yeah, I nominate @trumpman as well. He has a nice penis, by nice I mean like a cute puppy but the puppy's from Narnia so its actually a huge puppy. Okay its not really cute anymore. Know what? I'll stop now.
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Oh shit we came on too strong again! Crap!! Oh well can't take it back now
Done
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hahah....doomy has been exposing his balls again, well done @kigigha
El oh fucking el. Very nice. I am very happy I could being some humor in a time most are stressed the fuck out. Keep on steeming.
"He has a nice penis, by nice I mean like a cute puppy but the puppy's from Narnia so its actually a huge puppy. "
Damn, that's the nicest compliment I have ever heard 😍😍😍
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