Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 22 - ENTRY #1

Greetings guys!
Here I come with my first entry this week.
I hope you laugh a lot.
I recommend this funny contest and nominate my friends @faridline and @jacobe to join and enjoy.

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Curators
A number of people have put themselves forward as curators of content to encourage more entries.

@carlgnash (Also really funny, we want more entries from him)
@punchline (Still hoping George Carlin comes back to life)
@steemwizards (No idea who he is but he's good fun)
@nonameslefttouse (Make it a good story to get his attention)
@trafalgar (Include #punchline tag to grab his attention)
@bitfiend (We just like him, dunno why)
@diebitch (Don't be mean, or she'll roast you)
@acolucky (Careful, he gets lucky a lot)
@bobaphet (He loves to watch)
@doomsdaychassis New Curator
If you see any of these guys around please upvote and thank them. It is because of their support that this contest is able to keep functioning.