You Might be Addicted to Crypto If... (Comedy Open Mic - Round 10)

The #comedyopenmic crew are doing a kissass kickass job rounding up SP and and delegating out laughs. Big props go to some of the dudes and dudettes who are putting in work behind the scenes to get this thing off the ground. Shout outs Soft whispers to @idikuci @dj123 @take5 @holybranches @dandesign86 and a few other jackasses awesome people who have helped to put this contest together.

For my entry into the contest this week, I am stealing upgrading an idea from the @comedyopenmic account itself. The post that sparked this idea can be found HERE and borrows from Jeff Foxworthy's original stand up, "You might be a redneck if..."

After a few months of desperation and despair, the crypto market has seen a few good weeks of growth and it seems like fair weather idiots crypto enthusiasts are coming out of hibernation. To mark this special occasion, I present you with:

You Might be Addicted to Crypto If...

You might be addicted to crypto if the terms HODL, FOMO, FUD, and FIAT have become part of your everyday vocabulary.

You might be addicted to crypto if the colours green and red no longer signify Christmas, but indicate just how your coin holdings are doing.

You might be addicted to crypto if your mood changes on an daily hourly basis based on block chain news.

You might be addicted to crypto if you see a tweet from John McAfee and immediately log on to an exchange.

You might be addicted to crypto if you hear the word NEO and don't think of Keanu Reeves and The Matrix.

You might be addicted to crypto if Tinder is not the first app you check in the morning.

You might be addicted to crypto if you know what a bear whale is.

You might be addicted to crypto if IOTA quit FOMOing and POWR up my STEEM makes sense to you.

You might be addicted to crypto if you loathe banks, Facebook, governments, youtube and taxes now more than ever before.

You might be addicted to crypto if this meme is not only funny, but true.

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Once again, it's awesome to take part in this #comedyopenmic series. Lots of laughs and a few upvotes will cure whatever ails you. I want to nominate @awakentolife and @sircork to take part in the contest. Thanks for stopping by.