ComedyOpenMic Round 5 - How to tell when you've made mistakes

in #comedyopenmic7 years ago (edited)

Raising your kid...


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Oh wait, never mind I noticed the boner... Must be his step daughter

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that's his 4th wife, and he looks gloomy cause he forgot to pack the viagra

👍 👍 👍- congrats are in order, he also caught the flowers, i call 5th in 7 years

Step Daughter!?!?!
hahahaha..
yeah..i assume it too,,because the old man face looks so gloomy..why???
the dress of bride is not suitable for her...
Shameness is undecidable to father,i think...
@upvoted @resteem

cant be the step daughter...he looks completely ashamed!

Maybe she didn't have dad so his dad walked her and that's the face of envy.

She looks so happy, I wonder why.

I think it's because she can't wait to show her new husband what's underneath.

Yes, maybe she is male, preparing surprise underneath. AHAHAHA

tsk tsk sigh. wonder what the world is coming to....

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