I don't even like porn these days, as it's very unrealistic, and I'm not talking about the plumber getting a girl to cheat on her boyfriend by suggesting he'd fix her blockage.Thanks to my ex, I know for a fact that can happen.

you're done with 20 minutes remaining, and you just look at the porn star like "Oh, that wasn't enough for you?" and find out that once again you have sexually disappointed a woman.

There's a study that shows masturbation kills 100 Germans each year And I don't want to hurt the Germans any longer

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