Let Me Sleep - Comedy Open Mic Round 5

Ahh God the troubles i am facing every time i have to sleep!

Get ready to dive into my world once again!

I probably make another post about it! there are too many reasons :P

To begin with it's really important to note that my sleep is light. That means that i woke up easily when i hear the slightest sound except if i am extremely tired. Adding to that because probably someone up there in heaven likes to toy with me, my house is next to a street. To make things more funny that street is a busy one so throughout the day and during night especially at weekends it's full of cards. 

Can things get funnier? Trust me they can!

My room is next to another street :P So i had to deal with 2 streets. Thanks god that one is more like an alley so i don't have so many cards bugging me. 24/24 i have cars, motorcycles, trucks and whatever else you can imagine outside of my home but some annoying sounds are that of the ambulance, police car or of the fire department.

Thankfully i got used to it from young age so in my ears that sounds are similar to the sounds of birds :p

The most annoying sounds ever according to my many years experience are the loud motorcycles, the yelling of people passing by and the loud music and i will further analyze each of the above

Loud Motorcycles 

That is the most annoying sound ever. Don't get me wrong i like motorcycles and even the exhaust pipe sound they make but only if we are talking about a quality one. In my area most of the motorcycles around are cheap ones and the worst part is that most teens have them. I don't care if i hear it during day but when i am sleeping at night the moment i hear that sound i wanna go to my balcony take a sniper and start shooting at them!

As i said because most teens have it's very ''natural'' to hear them during night as they believe they are kings of the world during that age but probably they gonna die in the next alley due to the high speed and no helmet policy they have. (is it balanced though?)

Loud Music

Another issue that can easily wake me up is the loud music some people have in their cars. Once again because i am too cool i don't have any problems if it's during day, heck even early night but when the fucking law says it's sleep time, turn down the volume please. I really like music and i can sing when i hear a cool song coming out of a car but literally what's the point to have loud music during 3 in the morning when you don't even hear a fly. My guess is because they wanna act cool but if i put nails in the street who's gonna be cool now?

Yelling

Another stupid thing which has no point in life. It's those people that coming out of a bar,club,walk,party,friend's house or everything else you can imagine and choose to go by foot. So far so good but you don't have to yell and speak loudly during 4 in the morning. I am sure your friend that is NEXT TO YOU will listen clearly even if you keep your volume a bit down. Do you know what's the funny thing with these people? That when they arrive near their house they keep their tone down in order not to wake up their family :p

The amount of thought needed to understand that others sleep too must be too much for them. So what should we do with them? Come down and beat them? Throw hot oil from our balconies? I will leave that choice to you

Now think for a moment if those 3 scenarios happen in the same hour and then a police car as well as an ambulance come through...

I would like to nominate @unshakeable and @ruth-girl to take part in this contest here. Also thanks to @eliakon for her nomination

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Disclaimer

To have my ass covered :p this post is for entertainment only! Don't take everything literally and don't deal with them the way i mention or you gonna end up in jail and you know what is happening if you drop the soap!