Conundrum
She's way outta my league
But, the first time I saw her my heart didn't listen.
She's beautiful beyond comparison
But, my heart refused to accept the impossible.
She's the cool guys secret crush
And even with their lions heart her intimation was alive.
She's all I had and will ever desire
How on earth did lowly me get a standard so high.
She's a queen and deserve nothing less than royalty
But, all I can boast to offer is a love that's beyond the vastness of eternity.
But then she's a Nigerian
Her priorities are not emotional or eternal, but material.
My conundrum is beyond physical
But, as spiritual as the existence of the celestial.
Hate is my only outlet
But, love blossoms in the persistence of hatred.
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Is this the poetry you recite before you stroke?
Nah.. The one I use is way more inspiring. The shit will make everything soft.
See? This is why we need love-bots. MIT had better get on that ASAP.
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