I recently found out the hard way that masturbating too often could lead to testicular trauma(Luckily, its only my wrists that hurt for now so I'm okay).

First of all, I think that's a stupid analogy, Whales are too big to fit in ponds and secondly, ponds are two small to accommodate whales; which is in essence saying the same thing but in my experience as a ranter, bringing out two points gives the rant more oomph.

I'd like to say that I'm working on a fully self automated toilet with high tech ass swiping technology, advance facial recognition system to detect when the shit is over and its own WiFi. I'm open to investments.

Daeem @belemo....well flushed rant if i would say so myself!

👍👍👍- Give me a thousand ToiletSeat Tokens at 0.01 SBD each and you got a deal!