I Upvote myself-Comedy Open Mic Round 2

I wake up full of hope,
today I'll get a big one,
opened up the portal,
But no-I got none.

Next up: Trending section,
my soul hurts like a bitch,
looking at same ol’ posts,
my hand starts to itch.

Taking Satoshi’s name,
I refresh my page,
hoping I have earned
my minimum wage.

Checking out my wallet,
how much do I redeem?
and behind door number three
is one thousandth of a steem.

The friend doing DMania
looks at me and snickers,
gives comments but no upvote
I’ll soon put spiders in his knickers.

Then there is that geek
who was an early adopter,
who had muted my account
while waving from a 'copter.

Read my post about crypto
I implore the blockchain
It is solid, funny writing
not 7 uses of Rogaine.

I swallow my pride ,
Send money to a bot,
I'm so potently poor
that my bid is lost.

Having no money left to bribe,
I put my e-steem on the shelf,
Swallow my pride
to upvote myself.

Yes, I upvote myself. It feels good. If nobody wants to upvote me I’ll do it myself. Self-love if the best love.
Make upwanking great again.

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Whale looks like it’s roasting time:

Please don’t go crying to your Mommy!

Already did the other two weird winky emoji

@dandesign86

The profile lulls you into a sense of security and then wham!

No judging! (Pun not intended)

I’m not saying @Take5 is vague , but I know more about Dan’s Mother’s culinary preferences.

Mic drop!

*picks it up because it’s rented

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