Comedy Open mic- Testing 123

There was a woman from Nantucket,
who left her job and said “fu#k it”,
she set her office on fire,
shouted on the amplifier,
corporate can “su#k it”.

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There once was a man in Rome,
who impulsively sold his home.
Some bitcoin he bought ,
promptly called crackpot
by fallacies in human genome.

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There was a community on steemit,
who farted through their armpit,
They were young and carefree,
until they forgot their master key,
now they have to beat it! beat it!

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The once was a poet who couldn’t rhyme,
but she started tough with an orange,
and had to give up on her dream,
became a sober stolid accountant,
until she went out on a binge.

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There once was a dyslexic crypto trader,
Who was a starry moon traitor,
but Obi Wan gave him a scold,
gave him steem to HODL,
that he got from Darth Vader.

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Girl on steemit was very hot,
I upvote her like a bot,
She fed on my FUD*, *(Fear, uncertainty and doubt)
turned out to be a dude,
yesterday we tied the knot

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dyslexic crypto trader
started his day
had to buy
the top coin
but bought
Potcoin

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In sweden, If someone wants to kiss you, run!
Pee in swedish is kiss

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Some roasting of the judges:

@dj123’s blog is like their sense of humour (Non-existent)

@idikuci has an alternate blog on steemit
Steemnsfw- Not suitable for world

Disclaimer: I do not know the gender of both these Judgeheads , at this point, I’m too afraid to ask.