It was a tight battle...both combatants exiting the ring battered and bruised; no knockout, though, and so we await the judges’ decision.

After much debate, some crying, and apparently a stabbing; the winner is...@the-witty-waiter. Let’s go to the commentators:

“Well folks, today we saw a fight for the ages! Tough call by the judges, there. What did you think, Carl?”

“Yes, Johnny, definitely a tough call; but at the end of the day it was that “stiletto” jab that tipped the scales. Back to you guys in the booth.”