Mystifying Riddles for Blockchain Eternity-Comedy Open Mic Comedy Contest - Round 20

If an asexual organism is sexually harassed by a Hollywood producer, can that organism sue for an enhanced hate crime based on sexual orientation?

If Chuck Norris befriended Kevin Bacon would Kevin Bacon have less degrees of separation from Kevin Bacon?

If God only asks for 10% of your earnings does that also make God a racist who only looks out for the rich?

Is this what happens to Major League Baseball if pitchers can't pitch inside, catchers can't be run over, and steroid users keep using estrogen based hormones to mask performance enhancing drugs?

If Yoda were teaching a politician to become a Jedi, who would have the better Jedi mind tricks when talking about the Federal Reserve Banking System?

If Donald Trump were to win a Nobel Peace Prize would the Associated Press headline by default read: "Nobel Committee Loses Prize to Trump in North Korean Interfered Election?"

How much longer does the movie 'Idiocracy' replace The New York Times as the publication of record?

Can we all downvote each other in the first fifteen minutes of our posts when the new HardFork 20 rolls out since we can't curate worth a crap anyway and make the shit posts in the trending get hundreds of thousands of down votes also since "the posts with the best value needs to passed toward them" in the eyes of the public?

If Hillary Clinton sued herself for defamation of character during the 2016 presidential campaign, who would win and who would be in charge of finding everyone involved not guilty?