Round 40 Winners:

Top 15:

1. @brandt: I Drank Five Beers and Fell Off a Rock in the Roosevelt National Forest — Comedy Open Mic #40
2. @dandays: I Went Back And Fixed Their Fence! Comedy Open Mic - Round 40
3. @acolucky: From the Grave: The Best of @acolucky: Volume 3: The Ho! Ho! Ho! Edition: Comedy Open Mic #40
4. @dirtydave: Problem solved!
5. @idikuci: COM 40 - talk real shit please people
6. @dollarsandsense: S-B-D Poem Recitation - Comedy Open Mic Round # 40
7. @por500bolos: ¿Populism? ¿Marketing & Propaganda as usual? or just Mere Distraction? | COM Round 40.
8. @lucylin: A Daily Patriot Special !!!!.... comedyopenmic#40 , part 2. (or does this count as 1? )
9. @emsonic: Just One Beer | Comedy Open Mic #40
10. @belemo: Weird Poop: Comedyopenmic 40
11. @scottshots: More Snow! More Snow Removal... Comedy Open Mic Round #40
12. @improv: Inbox -5minutefreewrite Comedy Open Mic Round 40
13. @mineopoly: Sticking it to The Man (COM 40)
14. @quillfire: "S-B-D" >>> Poem Recitation Contest: 25 SBD (Minimum) ... ComedyOpenMic #40
15. @spunkpuppet: Comedy Open Mic Round 40 (Entry #2) : OVER THE SILVER SKY TO THE WORLD OF NEVER : Part 82 - I Have Little Use For Knees Or Their Caps.

Specials and doubles:

1. @belemo: I'm Upset, Angry Rant: Comedyopenmic 40
2. @idikuci: COM - 40 - I'm sorry to be such a pain in your ass...

Lucky Door Prize:

• @skiwzz: Why am I such a Ted Mosby comedy openmic week 41
• @elfranz: Comedy Open Mic Round 40 | Bitter Inside
• @themarkymark: Comedy Open Mic Entry - (Round 40) The magical ability to manipulate the blockchain itself
• @soufiani: [ComedyOpenMic]Trying to suggest something for you in a funny wway
• @sharanaithal: Learning The Skill Of Self Discipline IS SO HARD [Comedy Open Mic #40(1)]

As per usual your check is in the mail

Love all you crazy cooks. Great work!!