With all this buzz about Steemfest, I got to thinking...

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Here's a brand new (and timely) song just for you, @comedyopenmic!

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I'm Gettin' Laid at SteemFest

I didn't make it to Steemfest... nor did my wife, the lovely @carrieallen. Needless to say (though I'll say it anyway), this song is not really about me, but I'm sure plenty of you can relate.

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Lyrics

We’ve been talking for awhile…
Whenever I see you’re active in the chat, I have to smile.
We’ve shared our deepest secrets you and I,
But if we wanna meet, we have to fly.

We got to grab the bull and seize the day,
Even if a plane ride cross the world’s the only way,
I want our connection to be real…
In person I can show you how I feel. (but more importantly…)

I’m gettin’ laid at Steem Fest,
Just because I can.
She’s gonna be there, and I’m gonna be there,
The rest is out of my hands,
Cause I’m getting laid at Steem Fest
I’m a gettin off to countries unknown,
And I’m praying to the fates,
Once I get back to the states,
My money won’t be all that got blown.

I’m packing all my duffel bags with care,
Someday I’ll get a suitcase, but right now I don’t have the cash to spare.
Had to get new shoes, I’m Poland bound,
Been waiting oh so long to mess around…

I’m gettin’ laid at Steemfest,
Just because I can.
She’s gonna be there, I’m gonna be there,
The rest is out of my hands.
I’m gettin’ laid at Steemfest,
I’m a gettin off to Poland today.
We’ll be thankin God for Discord
When we’re rattling the headboard,
At Steemfest there, a thousand miles away.

I just heard some awful news.
It looks like when I wrote the Steemfest dates I was confused.
I might as well just crack another beer,
Cause gettin’ laid is gonna have to wait another year.

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