Self-Portrait No. 5

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So I guess after clicking the title of this post you'll want to know about my process.

Seems like everyone who's into comedy these days wants to know about my process.

Fine, okay, so here's my process:

First, I opened the photo in my favorite photo editor, GIMP.

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Then, I opened my favorite screenshot app, Skitch, in order to take a couple screenshots of my favorite photo editor, GIMP.

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Then, I opened up my favorite photo editor, GIMP, in order to do some photo editing of a couple screenshots from my favorite screenshot app, Skitch.

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Then, I opened up my favorite something, in order to do something, which is my favorite, and my something, and then I started to lose my grip with reality.

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I couldn't remember if I was using GIMP or Skitch or both or neither or something else entirely.

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I lost my grip. Not that it matters.

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All that matters right now is Self-Portrait No. 5.

And so now behold Self-Portrait No. 5, again:

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_{This has been yet another misguided, misdirected, and misunderstood @comedyopenmic post by @brandt. My insincere apologies to anyone who doesn't like this post. I nominate @zeus and @lucifer for the next round of COM.}

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_{Hello from the high Rockies of Colorado. My name is Brandt, pleased to meet you. I live in a little ghost town called Leadville. If you like mountains, snow, jokes, my process, running, hiking, breathing, not working, &c., &c., then you and I have a lot in common. We should chat sometime. Yes, all photos are mine unless otherwise noted. Outstanding: my entire Steemit archive. Even more outstanding: funny postcards for sale. So incredible: my website. Jesus Christ, @brandt's signature is so fucking long and stupid, he should end it soon. The end. Thanks for stopping by, and have a lovely day.}