You will know how much ugly you are when even foods start hating you .Comedy Open Mic - Round 15

I am a traveler, I also love to cook even though I am always unlucky while cooking. Maybe foods hate me.

One day while cooking for family a good sauce that I thought they would love the most I just went to pick salt. They use to put it in a bottle like this one.

While putting the salt in the sauce easily passing through those holes then the bottle closer opened boom whole salt fallen in the sauce.

My eyes widen as those of a cat or those of a man who ate children's foods,
thinking about what to do then I got a solution of putting amount of water that will neutralize that salt.

I put litters of water and a sauce become water like.
Do you know what I gave as an explanation? Groundnut flour was expensive and I bought not enough to make a viscous sauce.

I ate my water like sauce then travel. I have specific shoes for traveling made by welder instead of shoemaker just an ideas I got to make strong shoes for a traveler.

I traveled to a lot of areas, I crossed a lot of roads with my metal shoes but what amazed me a lot I have never seen an ambulance at oil station do they drink blood?

Put yourself in my metal shoes you will laugh 😂 😂.
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By Jado

@bmotives

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