ComedyOpenMic Round 26 - Nobody Can Burn My Crypto's

When it comes to my crypto investments this month, I don't particularly feel bad. It's not as bad as giving my significant other money. Hell, it's even better than putting my wallet on the counter. When I do that, it turns into a free-for-all money grab.

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Maybe I shouldn't scatter the money all over the counter, but that won't make a difference.

It's like nobody wants me to have money. It's so frustrating! Not even the cat wants me to invest.

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Just the other day I was about to invest more than I actually did but rent was due and I could smell something burning, so I went to our bedroom to check it out. This is what I saw:

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I don't know why she had clown make-up on, but she wasn't fooling me. I could tell she burned her money.

The Day I Panic-Bought at the Wrong/Best time

Then I saw the price of STEEM....it was at $0.96 and I couldn't help it. I panicked, and I bought me some sexy steemy steem, some LTC to buy more steemy steem with later, and even a little bit of ETH to buy some more steemy steem later too.

Best time because nobody can burn my crypto's
Wrong time because I was about to experience a 20% loss. My wiener became rock hard as the steem price got even sexier.

Then I thought to myself that even if bitcoin crashes by 50% I still have half the money. So here I sit, with better than expected expectations!

I will probably go buy more now. I mean, who can deny these sexy steem prices? Who?

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They Don't Think It's Money

I've had the stepkids ask me sarcastically "How's your bitcoins?" inwhich I kindly respond: "HAHA, Go Buy One! Just One!"

Maybe it wouldn't be the best idea to put all my money into crypto, and then cash out as bills are due, but a 20% loss is better than a 100% loss.

Okay, so my house is like the wild wild west. Yes, I get robbed frequently...don't judge me!

I would like to nominate @driptorchpress and @byebyehamburgers to find their funny bone and make an entry for #comedyopenmic!
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When I joined Steemit I made the decision to always Power-Up my earnings. For now, payouts are set to 50/50 but you bet I will convert & Power Up! Besides internal transfers, I have never cashed out and don't plan on it! Power-Up only!

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