Vote hair: A pre-view on the 2020 elections. (Comedy Open Mic: round 10)
I'm going to try to predict the 2020 US election.
As Hillary is History, as she even wrote her own history book herself she booted herself out of the picture yet from the sideline she keeps trying to make noise from outside of the frame.
As her hairdo is generally very un-inspirational, just like mine, she will never make a chance to become president unless she washes it in Uranium One scam-poo.
Bernie's mob does not seem to have noticed that hairdo will be the bottom line so, sorry Bernie not a chance.
So you may think WTF will we get four more years of Trump-Syria oil wars?
Well there seem to be a few guerilla plans in the oil pipeplines.
Obama Sin Laden is growing a beard on his head.
This may inspire his gang to see if they can collect another big-ass golden chain in the middle east to poke all other presidents eyes out once again.
And don't forget Double-you B.
That fierce look will scare the shit out of his gang. And they may even start drilling for oil in Texas again just out of fear.
Pick a well, any dry well and see if you can turn it into a sinkhole. The distraction of the shitstream headlines will sure be a big help in the campaign.
Source Vote Hair: Me, myself and I. (Hair is Trump™ and is a Public Domain creation of his hairdresser, DHS does not allow me to reveal his name )
Souce mobster hair: Google images. If google is allowed not to mention sources then why should I jump trough hoops?
I nominate @cureblindnessorg
and... @doomsdaychassis
Please nominate two friends to participate in this contest, and that is the rule.
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Thank you
Thanks for the reminder!
You are welcome :)
It's gonna be one wild election then. Thanks for your entry, please remember to nominate two people.
Need to think of a good reason to nominate those two people...
I would nominate Obama and Bush if they had a Steemit account. LOL
horsy got my vote.
It's the Trump hair isn't it?
Gotta be magic in that thing;)
maybe Stormy knows the secret?
New product line... 'Stormy's secret'
Victoria is now out of fasion.
Closely followed by a more vicious marketed product line from a HUGE competitor.
Hillary's secret. She even wrote a book with a shitload of deceptions and cunning twists and turns, yet everyone already knows that doublespeak is more then enough to make things fail, let alone quadrupal speak...
I nominated you for #comedyopenmic by the way of the horse. :-)
Thanx... But I shouldn't get the credit, comes from here:
https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/gallery/2018/apr/20/from-pilgrims-to-pub-crooners-sony-world-photography-awards-winners-in-pictures
Hmmm Sony and Awards in one sentence. Let's see if they managed to make it 50% creepy again.
The answer to your last question ("If google is allowed not to mention sources then why should I jump trough hoops?")... Because Google is way bigger than you! (the bully in the universe).
Google has far more resources then us. This creates an unfair competition on the market. Google saves a lot of time while we need to waste an even bigger amount of time to write stuff that nobody even wants to read, it consumes a lot of data on the blockchain as well.
But never forget... we are all smarter because of Google. Well, most of us anyway.
but is that really smart? Or more like, influensed.
Imitation smart!
haha
copycat intelligence?
CI
Bingo!
Bush looks pretty good in that hair do.
could that be enough to win in 2020?
After Trump, anything's possible.
Hmmm a hairless alien for POTUS