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RE: Comedy Open Mic Round #17 (Humour In Dysfunction... Run For Your Life)

in #comedyopenmic6 years ago

Lmao. This story reminds me of my days in Uniben. I spent so many years at ekosodin, the moment you hear a random voice going "hays, sss, my guy, or wey you", you take off.

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I swear down. I went to Abk (Delsu, Abraka to noobs) after graduation, to get my transcript for proposed masters degree program. My friend I was supposed to spend a week there.

I went to my old hostel and met some old lodgers still there. I hooked up and I was having a good time when suddenly gunshots filled the air. I turned to the dudes and they just smiled and shrugged; clashes have been going on for weeks. People have died, they said.

The next morning, I gently packed my bag and boarded a cab back Warri. I cannot come and go and kill myself by myself.

Bro why will you even consider spending one week? When next I go to Uniben, I'm spending two days tops, I'm staying a safe distance away from the school as well. Fack all that alma mata shtick.😆😆😆😆😆

Hehe... That's where the MSc ended. Lol

I tell you. I leave transcript for them o.

MSC issnor by force.

The take off no be small.

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