I took a Shit in a Hotel Remix: COM22 Second Entry
So I spent yesterday evening with a couple of interesting guys with an unhealthy taste for life. The evening was spent drinking and determining which girl they'll cheat on their wives with. They all got theirs but sadly as expected, I didn't get mine, so I spent the whole night masturbating sulking in my room.
This pain coupled with previous works done by a great man @amirtheawesome1(small willy though) motivated me to make a remix for the first verse of Mike Posner's "I took a pill in Ibiza" to express my pain
Verse1
I took a shit in a hotel
To show Donald I was cool
When I finally finished shitting
Didn't flush or nothing but fuck it it was something to do.
I'm living out in naija,
didn't know about tissues with floral design
So I didn't even use em, just had a good shit and used the towel to wipe my behind.
Chorus:
You don't ever wanna shit like this
After eating goat meat like this
You don't ever wanna step up in that toilet, all alone
You don't wanna have bowels like this
Never knowing food to trust like this
You don't wanna be stuck with that big turd....squeezing out that big turd.
All I know, is strong shit..hard shit...darling
All I know, is strong shit...hard shit..
(Beat starts playing)
here's the original(lame) poorly written version of the song:
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Well at least you wiped.
A clean ass is a clean heart or something like that
How did you get those lines? Was it because you felt depressed, prior to the fact that you couldn't pick a girl for the night, or you were high on something. lol, those lines are hilarious.
lol Lets say it was a mixture of those issues bro.
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@belemo.
Write a post that has nothing to do with dicks or shit.
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Peace.
You could haVE JUST ASKED FOR A PIG TO FLY
You can do it. @linnyplant challenged me with the same challenge. If I can do it so can you.
Challenge accepted Boba.
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Ha ha @belomo. Mehn, the lyrics of song, shows how frustration can inspire ones's creativity at some point.
You'll be surprised what pain can cause
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keep shitting bro
Hard work, dedication and plenty beans