Facts Only and Serious Talk: Comedyopenmic 13 second Entry

By now, I like to think everyone knows about Nigeria my country but for clarity and those of you bunking with Patrick Star Fish, I'll bless your deranged minds with information.

First of all, Nigeria is the most populous black Nation in the world; this loosely actually translates to mean that Nigeria is the country with more black functioning Penises and more willing acceptors of the black mamba. Population projection says that our population is somewhere between "150m to 200m"" which puts us well into the top 10 list of populated nations.

Source: from a twat on Facebook

With an average sperm count per human of 14Trillion cells per mm droplet and a further 50 gallons of semen masturbated daily, the Nigerian man is the most virile of all male creatures, capable of outfucking a moose in heat period and have been known to get women pregnant without contact through semipermeable media normally referred to as "social media"
The average Nigerian man is a raging sex machine, capable of lasting anywhere between 4rounds-16 rounds of sex, with each round typically as long as a football match.
The average male Nigerian man ranks amongst the longest of phalluses in existence among mammals, with sparse competition coming from Horses, Elephants and sperm whales(who ironically got their name from the fact that they ejaculate similar amount of sperm with Nigerian Males).

Source: same as the first

Women of Caucasian descent have been known to crave the NBBC(the apex phallus) and it is common place to see a Nigerian man attached to his white woman. The Nigerian Male is found in every country of the world and the UN strongly believes that the population in countries like China, India, Pakistan and the United States is as a result of the NBBC. The research proved that and I quote "these women simply can't get enough of it" as the report documents in a top secret folder I was privy to look into.

There's one obvious shortcoming of possessing the NBBC or apex phallus gene. The Nigerian Male Human being has been known to have a shorter life expectancy when compared to other races. A Penal Research Institute in Angola proved that the usually large device possessed by the average Nigerian man results in a corresponding loss or reduction in cognitive activities. This claim is further proven by comparing the States of Nigeria and China; portraying one to be a country of corrupt fuckers and the other a country filled with little willied geniuses.
Researcher and penis expert, Jada Fire, in an old interview on Pornhub also had her say, and stated that NBBC is in fact the "greatest" and confirmed that some NBBC may actually be bigger than a new born's head.
Finally and very importantly, the Nigerian man is a master of the pull out game and has devised numerous means to avoid the "I have a baby mama" virus. The Nigerian man is an interesting specie, if you've never been with one,Its never too late and in this same vein I want to refer @diebitch and @karensuestudios to look around them and grab them a copy of this amazing breed of humans and tell us about it in your own #comedyopenmic entry. So until we meet again in this life or the next, have a great day