Pretty Inactive (Song of The Year) - Comedy Open Mic

Blah, blah, blah, lyrical parody, blah, blah. I suck at writing introductions so let's just move on. Don't force me to quote Lance Armstrong again.

The following is a non-profit lyrical parody, DragonBall, DragonBall Z, DragonBall GT, and DragonBall Super are all owned Funimation, Toei Animation, Shueisha, and Akira Toriyama, and no, none of that statement is correct. Press on the song's name to check out the original song, which I encourage you to do, to be familiar with the tune.

Verse 1 - Avril Lavigne (Complicated)

Chill out why're closing the door
Lay back to receive what I got in-stored
And if you'd take off your jeans
You will see

I like the way you get me hard
When you were, soap washing the car
And you'll see now that we're one on one
You will cum

She started to undress
Getting ready for sex
She's showing her ass
With a cool snake tat
I tried to be cool
And not look like a fool
To her

15 seconds later
Told her
Oh I'm so sorry I prematurely ejaculated
I guess this isn't exactly what you've anticipated
"Not like this, dude"
Now it's a mess
On your neck
It's on your knees
And bottom feet
I'll get you tissues
Honestly, I should have stayed home and masturbated.

Chorus - Imagine Dragons Radioactive

I'll wake it up
I'll caress my nipple holes
Enough to make my penis grow
She's looking so disappointed
Disappointed, disappointed
Woaaaaahhhhhhh
It's pretty inactive
It's pretty inactive

Verse 2 - Linkin Park (In the end)

It starts with
One kiss
And I don't know why
My penis starts to minimize
Keep it going, I try
So I designed this rhyme
To say that it's alright
When you don't grow
A dick is a vulnerable thing
We're not all black and have ones that swing
Starting countdown from the number eight
By the time you reach I ejaculate
It's so unreal
You don't even need to blow
Before the semen goes
Right out the window
I tried to hold on
But couldn't stop the flow
I just couldn't keep the control
Till I watch you Cuuuuuuum
I kept my penis inside
But it shrunk in size
It all fell apart
All the semen in me
Eventually, became a memory
of a time when

I got so hard
And didn't get far
In the end it doesn't even mater
I held my balls
But it spilled it all
In the end it doesn't even matter

Chorus - Imagine Dragons Radioactive

I can't wake it up
It's been like this since I was born
I guess I'll have to settle for porn
This is disappointing
Disappointing, disappointing
Woaaaaahhhhhhh
It's pretty inactive
It's pretty inactive

I nominate @anshia to participate as well as thank her for nominating me for the steemfest raffle. Also @carlgnash so he sings this beauty.