Update From Cold Minnesota: Comedy Open Mic #45
@tamaralovelace was nice enough to think of me in her most recent post. Thank you.
The temperature is currently negative 20 degrees Fahrenheit.
The wind chill factor is negative 50 degrees Fahrenheit.
The Real Feel is negative 60 degrees Fahrenheit.
The Psychological Actuality is negative 75 degrees Fahrenheit.
The Subconscious Panic Index is negative 100 degrees Fahrenheit.
The O MY GOD hyperventilating weather porn melodramatic estimate is at about 120 negative Fahrenheit.
The @acolucky Exaggerated Experience Ratio lands somewhere between Neptune and Uranus.
I nominate @tamaralovelace and @trumpman. Let's get it on.
Hey @acolucky,
In an effort to try to give people more transparency and feedback on what our judges think of their posts, we thought we'd run an experiment and give people their score from teh judges.
Your post achieved a score of 4.5/5.
Thanks for the lovely entry to our contest. Now some posts do really well, others not so well, and some could use some improvement. We hope the above feedback is helpful in making you a star.
Hi acolucky,
Thank you for your entry in to #comedyopenmic comedy contest. We have asked the judges below to review your entry and give it a funny rating. (They generally have no sense of humor, as the saying goes, those that can't do, start contests and judge).
This will determine your ultimate position when the results are tallied. (That being said, you are free to adopt any position you wish - we can recommend pantsless with beer in hand.)
Judges:
If you have any questions or queries please feel free to contact one of the judges or come say hi in discord: Click Here
Thank you to @matytan for the great banner
Lol, only one thing pleases that spring is coming, haha
On the plus side, it can never reach absolute zero
Ha. But also, yeah. My folks are in Wisconsin and I definitely felt silly when I said, oh, it's chilly this morning about our Los Angeles 60 degree winter predawn morning
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Yeah. Our laundry froze in the dryer overnight.
Holy smokes
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Don't mean to be a cold-blooded judge, but I feel like there was a missed opportunity to spruce up the formatting with some bullets here.