Talent of cow - Entry for Comedy Open Mic Round # 18 and Neoxian contest

Year 1998. World cup football was going on that time. I was in class 6 . That year i changed my old school and joined a new one. Everything was new for me. The class room, teachers and the class mates. I did not know any of them. The first bench was reserved for the upper rank students. As i was new i had to seat at the second last bench. Almost know that the last bench students are the most naughtiest students of any class.

I observe for some days that they are not all so much bad students. They are naughty but not had any bad habits or bad behavior. Almost time they made fun. One of the students name was Mamun. He always made joke. i found his voice is different then others. As students hear something from his voice they start to laugh. He was thin in figure thus all students called him stick and one of the teachers called him as Father of stick.

Among the all teachers one madam was so much rustic. She came to class and ask students what was the home work. Then students told the home task that is memorized by them one by one. But one funny thing is that almost time madam did not hear properly what students are telling. Some students took the chance and if they did not memorized it they just vibrating the lip and act like they are telling the home task.

One day that madam came to class and asked students what was the home task. The essay Cow was the home task. Madam ordered to tell the essay one by one. Before the day Brazil's football match was played at night. I don't remember the opposite team name. Almost students were gossiping about it. So madam shout out loud and got angry by talking of students. Then students are got silent. Students continue to tell the essay. After 10-15 minutes Mamun's turn came to tell the essay. He stand up and start to tell the essay like that, "Yes, yes! now the play start. Brazil take the right side. The opposite team is strong today, anything can be happened any time. The ball is in Brazilian player Ronaldinho's foot. He is going towards the opposite sides goalpost. He is alone. Ronaldinho passed the opposite side players very quickly with amazing tricks. The players are running behind him but hard to block ronaldinho's move. Ronaldinho is so much talented player , the made the move alone. Going toward the goalpost, it looks like he will made the goal alone without any pass or any help"

By hearing his commentary we are laughing slowly slowly by pressing our mouth with hand. Suddenly madam observe Mamun is telling little differently. She shout out and asked him "Hey! Mamun, what are you telling? which essay?". Then Mamun said " Madam, i am telling the 'Talent of a cow'! ".

After hearing the sentence Talent of cow all the students were laughing out loud like a bomb. Hahaha.

I can still remember that day. That was so much fun. That student Mamun is still my friend. We chat all together outside when we get time. He is married now and having a little daughter. At old time he make others people laugh and now a days he only get time to make laugh his family, wife and daughter.

I nomentate @rlt47 and @ainie.kashif .
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