An open letter to Satan at Christmas Time - Parody

Hey man,

How's it hanging? I'm excited about the future and the coming impending doom of everything and the apocalypse and all that jazz! You know, you've done an amazing job of getting all this prepared and ready in time for the end of time.

I commend you on your laudable efforts to commandeer the world into a unified totalitarian communist regime and your ability to slide agendas under people's noses and deflect them from seeing the actual truth via the mainstream media and the omni-present distraction a la mobile phone.

And what a grand achievement that is. The phone.

The intense attention of everyone globally and simultaneously focused on a black piece of plastic.

You are an incredible weaver of many wondrous deceptions and grand delusions.

Well done. Hoo roo to you!

However, I have a request.

Normally this is the part where bullshit gods from past pantheons switch off and let only the good shit sink in. But I know you're not a bullshit god like them, so I'm sure you'll listen.

Is it not also your plan to divide nation against nation and provide the means by which to do that? Multiple times in this masterfully contorted society I have conceived of creating a kind of Absurdist Rebellion, by which all inhabitants of earth can really open up, on and out to the very valid truth that this world is a game in god's sick sadistic judgement.

The phone - although masterful in its creation and its abilities - has distracted the masses TOO well. I fear even the most righteously hellish of intentions are lost in the vast vapid ocean of likes, clicks, emoticons and memes. I go so far as to say (at risk of invoking the hellish fires of judgement upon myself) that you've allowed this distraction too much leeway and thereby the core purpose of your will cannot be served.

Is it not in your interest to expose all of the game for all to see in a most entire and revealing of ways?

Please do something about this... or at least give it a little of a fuck, that the collective rebellion against the tyranny of the absurdity of this game can be organised successfully, succinctly and honestly. Thank you!

Yours in true holy reverence,

Monty

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Cover photo is an edited image of a photo taken by myself at the Louvre in Paris.
Zombie photo source: https://putawaythephone.com/phones-make-us-zombies-finally-someone-has-the-nerve-to-point-it-out/
Monkey photo from Space Odyssey 2001
Final photo is a picture taken at Blazing Swan Festival 2017 by myself with the trusty phone using the all holy peace sign method.